And let it be known that as healthy as this country tries to get, that there are still people striving to kill us all, and leave us only with a smile on our face (and some bacon bits on the corner of our happy mouths). Pepper and Spice has taken upon themselves not only to tease us with the possibility of eating such a delight, but actually telling us how to doom ourselves.  Follow the jump and feel your arteries clog just from the great visual steps. Or roll the dice and actually make one for yourself…  Pepper and Smoke – Deep fried bacon burger

Most likely this is not the thing to wear to Yosemite or some other place with bears or hungry Hawaiian locals. Interesting that you can put just about anything in a jar and sell it as a skin treatment. And really, how is it a soufflé? Wikipedia defines soufflé as “The word soufflé is the past participle of the French verb souffler which means “to blow up” or more loosely “puff up”". This does not sound like something you would want a skin cream to do. But in any case, it does exists, and for only $39.00 US, it can be all yours (Pure Hapa – Haupia Orange Soufflé Body Cream).