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KFC Double down

Monday, April 5th, 2010

KFC Double down Currently I’m feeling quite sickly and green, with a non-stop pain that might humble an elephant. But amidst the fog and discomfort, it’s nice to know that soon there will be a solution to the now all to healthy direction that Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) has been taking recently. It will be known to all as the “KFC Double down“. This may look like an idea spawned from a really bad manufacturing accident, but it is in fact pieces of crispy bacon wedged in between two fried pieces of chicken. Now this combination could only be made better by a nice large piece of green chili, but alas it is sans-chili. So now it will be balanced that the table filled with the healthier non-KFCish roasted chicken is oppose by the bacon slathered (and hopefully crispy) wedge of chickenness. Hail to all entirety of the return of goodness, and now let me return to my low salt, no sugar, fishy diet and grumble in piece. Watch the countdown at KFC double down page … link

Triathalon participants are really running from …. doomburgers…

Friday, July 24th, 2009
 → Morks DORK from ORK: 1/2 pound DORK (Duck + Pork) patty, Cheddar Cheese, 7 pieces of Maple Bacon, Sauteed Onions and Zillion Island Sauce on an organic Essential Baking Company kaiser roll, a side of Sweet Potato Fries and Beenie Weenies...
→ Mork’s DORK from ORK: 1/2 pound DORK (Duck + Pork) patty, Cheddar Cheese, 7 pieces of Maple Bacon, Sauteed Onions and Zillion Island Sauce on an organic Essential Baking Company kaiser roll, a side of Sweet Potato Fries and Beenie Weenies…

Every so often it occurs to me that people have a love / hate relationship with every other person, and feel it necessary to create works of food to eliminate them by making it look like they died of natural causes. A cheeseburger of this magnatude is proof of such intent, and is identifiable by the slightly greasy and sauce cover smiling mouth of the deceased. The specific combination of ingredients that inhabit this killer receipe can by no means be an accident or random whim. Luckily it’s pork and duck infested greasy space is no where near me as it would surely mean my early demise. So for now I will be content to read the menu at Lunchbox Laboratory and marvel at the so many ways the establishment tries to happily destroy humanity, one yummy burger at a time. (via flickr)

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